― Groucho Marx
So…I recently read an article about what men look for in women. They said:
Men like women with freckles. check
Men like women who don’t wear a lot of make-up. check
Men like women who are nerdy. check
Men like women who wear glasses. check.
There were more but I can’t remember them now.
But, that’s 4 out of 4! So, my question is….where are all these men??!!
I haven’t seen anyone knocking down any doors to find me!
I’m not talking about “cat calls” or horn honking or pick up lines kind of attraction. I’m talking about the kind that is saying, “I like you. I want to get to know you better” I want to hear something like this:
“Tonight was… well, it was perfect for me too. You’ve turned my world upside down. I’ve fallen in love with you, chica, and it scares the f—–‘ s— outta me. I’ve been shakin’ all night, because I knew it.I’ve tried to deny it, to make you think I wanted you as a fake girlfriend, but that was a lie.”
― Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
and where is this guy?:
“That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they’re pretty. It’s like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.”
― John Green, Paper Towns
And then, there is the amazing Nicholas sparks, who always knows just exactly what to say and when:
And…last but not least, we can always blame this:
Yes….that must be it!